Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Brief Relief


Go and peruse a copy of ELLE. Stop flicking when you get to a advertisement that doesn't have the following:
- A very good looking model
- A luxurious location or glamourous backdrop
- Said model in a provocative pose

Oh yeah and wearing very expensive clothes.

Ad Campaigns in Fashion are notorious for not only filling up an unhealthy and generous wedge of Vogue et al, but also for their sickeningly beautiful models whose faces have been so airbrushed it becomes rather difficult to believe they have any features that class them amongst us mere mortals.

(NB: see Madonna's Autumn/Winter 2009 Loius Vuitton campaign for evidence. Reminder: she is 50. Her face apparently is 25.)

Yeah, yeah, I get it, it's EXTREMELY OBVIOUS that in order to produce a good advertisement for Valentino, Chanel, Dior, D&G et al. you must, must, must  include these factors because nobody will get garment envy if they see Waynetta Slob sitting on a throne, eating donughuts. Even if she is kissing Ed Westwick and wearing a pair of Manolos.

This is why it is refreshing to flick through these magazines and see Juergen Teller's photographs for Marc Jacob's Collections.
Since their first collaboration in 1998, Juergen has not only successfully made Marc Jacobs campaigns innovative but also kept his distinctive photography alive.

His photographs for Marc Jacobs are ecclectic, fun and tongue-in-cheek all the while keeping up with the ever-so-glossy fashion packs hypnotic images.  (See below)



So next time you're flicking through i-D say a little 'thank-you' to Mr. Jacobs and Mr. Teller for giving you that brief relief from pouty, leggy, shiny-haired uber models (even if the odd appearance by Jamie Dornan in the Calvin Klein adverts makes you smile) and giving way for a raw and peculiar view of fashion campaigns.

Ps. That said, Dakota Fanning? I mean come on, what is she 12?! It's just a bit, well, wierd...Like seeing your little sister in your mum's clothes.

(See what I mean)


















 

Sunday, 3 January 2010

This is a Man's World...


Out of yet more writer’s block, laziness and an underlying jealousy issue with my friend Dan over his festive laziness period, I urged (pestered) him to write an article for my blog.




Let me give you a small introduction to Daniel Jones.


I was introduced to him as Kooks (he bears very little resemblance unless you count the hair). My first and rather immediate impression of him was that he carried an overbearing arrogance. This issue was resolved after many a drunken night at The Common – our home/den/squat come our final year of university.

After the initial setback of thinking he was an arsehole (sorry) I enjoyed Dan’s enthusiasm for fashion and the fact he requested we watch the Sex and The City film (again, sorry). He has very good taste in clothes and despite not having a girlfriend (ouch); he knows how to maintain himself.

He currently resides in Southampton where he likes to think he’s a big shot in music – although he is certainly getting there. He mainly (always) sticks to skinny jeans and really likes Fred Perry, but he knows his stuff so I wanted him to voice it. If I like it, he will be forced to write another article, which he will be thrilled to hear no doubt.

He is a highly sophisticated writer, so all of you who have the attention span of a goldfish should stop reading now. Those capable of understanding intellectual writing, read on, to explore the inner workings of a not so arrogant youth attempting his first fashion based piece. Enjoy.




Music critic’s are notoriously scruffy and seemingly sour individuals. Headphone clad attempted-comedians, they sit for days on end with a 45 spinning continuously, ashtrays filling up to the brim and no recollection of where the past few hours disappeared to. And although Anna Wintour may not see it as clearly as we’d like, music and fashion are about the same things - paying homage to past legacy’s and praising the innovation of new-wave individuals who cast their apparitions deep into the unknown mist of the future. I’m a music critic, and I sure as hell aint scruffy…


(you sure Daniel?)


Ever since the early 60s when Mods and Teddy Boys pranced around Carnaby street in two-tone tonic suits and slicked-back Elvis barnets, fashion has become integrated into music as a driving force of individuality and identification. Scenes and trends were rife during this time and things haven’t changed music in that respect, but when we discuss authenticity within these scenes then it’s fair to say the legitimacy of our image is crumbling under a looming corporate fist of high street chains whose cheap and thoughtless production of ‘rock and roll’ influenced ‘looks’ mean that the identity we search for in fashion and music is becoming common and tactless.




I suppose I’m a cynic in some respects. I’m a bit ignorant, probably a bit naïve and definitely bemused. If I think back to when I first got properly into music and the fashion that went with it I can certainly recall a number of times that I’d received abuse from the regular plain-jane morons who inhabit the various clubs of my city, clad in Burton shirts and cheap loafers, they ambled on about hair cuts and the like but now it’s these very same victims of commercial influence who are clothed in cardigans and scruffy mop-tops with a wannabe WAG on their arm and James Blunts fucking back catalogue of dire murderous dross.




I’m not a fashion writer so I don’t know how these things work. This is probably a regular cycle, waves of popularity within particular looks and trends, well it is, obviously, because that’s why it’s a trend, but I just feel…cheated that these Topman shopping, skinny jean wearing toss pots feel that they are the curators of such individualism, however pugnacious and fucking pretentious that sounds..

I blame All Saints.

Over priced tosh for the reproduced closed minded.




If I discard my idiosyncratic ideologies for a bit though, I’m sure this is a good thing. People becoming more diverse and all that. Back in the 60s people didn’t give a shit who wore what, comments were not thrown around like shit-stained confetti and with this influx of a little more variety minds are becoming less contained and brilliantly broadened.




When I started University over three years ago, I’ve graduated now you’ll be happy to hear, things weren’t so assorted. Fashion, in men that is, was still rather limited and commercially restricted, but it was developing. 60s Fred Perry was coming back in fashion, Penguin was hitting the U.K mainstream and cardigans were no longer a social or fashionable faux-pas. And now, it’s a much more eclectic affair, maybe music’s partly responsible what with the rise in ‘indie’ (fucking hate that term) on the radio and in the papers ever since that Doherty fella coped off with some coke-head model - but this is nothing other than a terrible thing.

Rock stars have become figures of celebrity-ism as it becomes more about who they’re nailing rather than the whole-hearted image and soul of the music they produce.



As Pete hit the Bizarre pages of the Sun newspaper I’m pretty sure the sale figures on trilby’s and rosary beads went sky high, and that’s not what it’s about.




To be honest I don’t really know the point of this article. Maybe it’s for recognition. Recognition to the music world and its influence on people fair and the cycles in which fashion circulates. The Luke Pritchards, The Orlando Weeks, The Liam Frays, the people whose subtle wardrobe adjustments may not seem so prolific but do in fact have some authority and control on the wardrobes of others - like a butterfly effect . Maybe it’s an outlet of my annoyance of people’s disregard for the countless individuals who’ve been told to get a hair cut by street-dwelling urchins who now think they’re ’indie’ or whatever the fucking term is these days because they‘ve got a pair of winkle pickers and a Mumford And Sons album. Who knows? I don’t really…




Saturday, 26 December 2009

Anna Celeste Photography


"My photography is very creative and very fun. I like to create a unique moment which has been captured on camera. I like my photographs to almost look like a frame of a film. A film still that has no beginning and no end."

- Anna Celeste

<<<<------------------------------------------this lady.

"my favorite location in which i have shot is the model village in Portsmouth.
Its an amazing miniature model village filled with fantastic dreamy and surreal features. 

I found the location a long time before using it and I was desperate to use it but never had the perfect model or the perfect brief in order to use it, so when i finally used it, it was amazing. The day was gorgeous and i couldn't have asked for a better model to compliment it. "







"I always went for location shoots when i was at university because I wasn't overly confident with studio lighting but after having worked in a professional fashion photography studio for nearly 2 years now I would choose studio anytime. The possibilities of playing with different light is incredible. I like to focus on lighting rather than making sure everything matched in a location. "







"if I see something I love I will literally base my whole shoot around it. It could be a piece of fabric, or a dress or a ruffle on a top."



"my most inspirational people in fashion go from photographers
 who have changed the face of fashion photography through history, to designers
 to models
 to make up designers."



"I have always carried a camera around with me since I was at school and always took thousands of meaningless photographs. "






"I spent a fortune on developing.
The people in London Camera Exchange knew me by name."
 





x

Monday, 21 December 2009

Pucker Up


Shu Uemura recently opened in Brighton. (YES).

The eyelashes are incredible. Sexy and incredible.
Sexy, incredible and showstopping.

...Just in case you didn't get the memo...

There is a Mac shop opposite. (No, not the computer shop).

This compliments my walk down Duke's Lane rather nicely since I have had a non stop love affair with their Pink Nouveau lipstick since I was 18.


So I have decided to take a delightful stroll down to Shu Uemura on Boxing Day with my Christmas monies (Woo) and pick some out to wear with pride on NYE. As confusing as my outfit choice is becoming, fear not for the face. I expect my eyes will be doing all the talking.

Although I enjoy indulging my girly side every so often with the typical 'Oooing' and 'Aahhing' over new shoes, bags and jewellery, I find makeup quite difficult to get so excited about. 'Oh look a new highlighting powder...' (Not me.) This is probably down to two reasons.


One. I have as much ability as a blind six year old when attempting to do a Benefit-esque face full of makeup.
Two. I'd much rather spend my money on said shoes, bags and jewellery.


However, an overenthusiastic Bobbi Brown makeup artist recently engaged in minor chit chat with me whilst I was purchasing items on my Christmas List. (because apparently you have to be present in order to know your under-eye concealer colour is "definately Sand")

She taught me three very valuable make up lessons that she seems rather slightly disturbed that I didn't know before. The shhhaaammee.



- Under no circumstances must you ever apply concealer before eyeliner. (Because if you do you smudge the three layers of 'de-puffing', 'correcting' and 'concealing' under eyes when you pull at your eye to smooth over the liner.) Aha. Got that?

- When applying perfume you should always use Vaseline (I was quizzical at the mention too...) on your wrists and behind your ears before you apply, because apparently it keeps your perfume fresh. I will be trying this tip with my new YSL Parisienne...

- Now this one is very common and even my Nonna knew it. (Bear in mind she's had the same lipstick since 1998). Put foundation on your lips before lipstick because the colour will stay. Easy.





So maybe there will be some hope that on NYE I will look presentable and pretty good....
Otherwise I shall look like a drag queen.
X





Sunday, 20 December 2009

Ga Ga Oh La La


Rachael Barrett is a fashion designer

She Graduated from the Royal College of Art
...2009

Good old Gaga - known for causing stirs with her ecclectic taste in attire - used some of Barrett's designs for the video Bad Romance.

Wearable...? #


This is a vibrant and loud collection. Plenty of sharp silhouettes and what fashion people love to say....

"Thinking outside the box Miss Barrett"









"Inspired by the ethereal, haunting imagery found in the photographic work of Julia Margaret Cameron and Deborah Turbeville, the collection explores both the female form and the trapped space between body and dress: transparent silicone rubber forms garments that exaggerate the classic hourglass silhouette, while oversized dresses in chiffon, lace and sheer jersey cloak the body in a diaphanous film... The resulting layers of transparency expose the ‘negative space’ beneath the garments, which normally remains hidden"




Wednesday, 16 December 2009

All I want for Christmas


Nobody is entirely sure when Christmas became less about the birth of Jesus, being selfless and appreciating loved ones (although this all still exists, it remains in small quantities and mainly on Christmas Eve) and more about presents, 'wish-lists' and getting drunk on mulled wine.

However, it appears in the 21st Century the most important things about Christmas involve big department stores (Liberty's, Harrods and Selfridges remain my favourites) and their extremely festive spirit - and christmas window displays. They love cooing over what you have bought and must take some sort of pleasure by attacking you with perfumes on entering their rose-tinted, glossed over, 'isn't life a ball' esque world.

This is far from a complaint - and seeing as I took a rather festive trip to Oxford Street this morning, I've decided to compile a small wish list of gifts I would love Santa to place on the foot of my bed come December 25th. (NB: I say wish list because some - actually all - of the following items are so far out of my price range I'd have to sell a member of my family on the black market to attain any of said garments. BOO.)

My favourite website to peruse these desires is normally http://www.net-a-porter.com/ however I've had time to browse so here are my top items that I will crave for a least a month before I forget about the overpriced commodoties that will never grace my wardrobe and head to Urban Outfitters to buy a top that I'll see three girls trying on at the same time, one other girl buying and at least six girls on my Christmas Eve night out actually wearing. Here are my seven sins for December. Oh joy. Merry Christmas.





One.
Acne.
Leather: Rita 2


"Short biker jacket in beautifully finished lamb leather. Comes with a detachable fur collar." Enough Said.
















Two. 
Little Black Dress.
"Robert Rodriguez’s asymmetric studded dress is this season’s example of edgy glamour. Embrace its rock credentials with heeled ankle boots and a cropped leather jacket." Basically sex in a dress.


Three.
Miu Miu. Embellished wool crepe skirt. Fierce.



Four. Lanvin. Birthday Canvas Tote. The first canvas bag I have seen over £465...Hmm. Beautiful.

Five. Yves Saint Laurent. I wouldn't even care if this was my wedding ring. In fact, I would marry the man who bought this for me. In both colours.
WOW.


Six. Miu Miu. Perfection.

 
Seven.
3.1 Phillip Lim. Studden leather gloves. An investment. I'm in love.

 

This list could go on. These probably aren't even my favourite things on the list. I've racked up an imaginary bill over over £15,000. Where's my boyfriend with his black AMEX.
?